queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via colourconstellation)

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College Board line of reasoning
  • College Board: Pay for this test we made to measure your aptitude for college
  • College Board: Oh, you want to do well on said test? Pay for materials put out by us to do it
  • College Board: Pay us to send your test results to colleges. We won't even use paper; it's electronic
  • College Board: Pay us to take a test that certifies mastery of college level material. Take college level classes to get into college basically. But pay us
  • College Board: Pay us to send a lengthy, confusing financial aid application to colleges even if you don't get in. Pay us more if your parents are divorced
  • College Board: Pay us
  • College Board: We're a non profit organization
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legalmeth:

☢ more here ☢

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(via poetic)

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silly-luv:

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via kowaru)

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